The University

The University                          February 13, 2009

All the pain of searching for truth, 

And it's the university at large. 

All the strange things that go 

And it's the university that moves. 

And all the feeling of a black graveyard, 

And it's the university, blowing smoke. 

Blood and horror, 

Mounted ships 

Go bump in the night. 

Pushing pencils 

Like the dead do with daisies 

Slams the coffin of opportunity 

Flat! 

All the binoculars and it all in a jiffy 

And it's from the university fast food. 

All that girth and all that mirth 

And it's the university's "Freshman 30," 

And all that walking around in a daze, 

Must be that the university is strange.... 

And all that macho shit that puts us in a craze, 

That must be the law the university lays....