Lover's Proxy

Lover's Proxy                             July 14, 2012

In lascivious splendor,

Under salacious skies,

I give unto you Lover's proxy

In the case of me.

I'm at wits end,

Don't know how to send

My mind anywhere

But to stay in bed with you.

I lie here, helpless,

Being fed by no other source

But your tender mercies.

They feed my ravenous urges

In a state of being

That is, suffice it to say,

Vociferously aired out

By widespread panic

At the rush I, and hell, you even

Experience during the night.

I'm completely wasted,

Never before having tasted

Such sensual treats

As I have this night.

And in the morn,

I will have you toot my horn

One more time

Since I last tasted liberty

Late last night.

Summertime advances

Our dalliance into romances.

You apply pressure,

And like an oil rig,

I respond.  POP. 

There it goes,

And we continue as we were -

Two spontaneously combustible souls

In the act of pure erotic passion.

It just gets tastier by the minute.

I'm tied up at the moment,

Can't get a grip of myself.

I guess you will have to

Free the beast inside

Once again, my dear.

You are the gatekeeper to my soul,

The sage to my folly.

Oh, my dear, oh my dear,

What to do, what to do...

What to do for this grandstand?

I guess I deserve to be punished

Again, again, and yet again.

But, even an ole soul like me

Needs some air,

And so we take a break

For a quick sip of wine

And a breaking of some bread

Beneath a cool, brisk fan, just you and I.

And so you have it,

Your charge for having lover's proxy,

And you know what that means?

You can take me as I am,

Or you can mold me into

Any form of meat you choose.

Oh my dear, oh my...

You're hurting my feelings now.

You say it's quitting time,

But I say it's only half past twelve.

The night is young,

And we mustn't waste

Such precious time.

Do me justice, then, my dear.

Serve me well,

For that was merely a break in the action,

And I want to rock it all night long

Before I lament the end of the game.