To Never Say Die

To Never Say Die                             December 22, 2004

From the man to the lady: 

If it should please you, lady, 

I'll pass you the wine. 

You can drink till you're merry, naughty and fine. 

You can sing aloud a saucy song, 

For if it should please you, to never say die. 

I've had a few drinks too many myself. 

I've been a making out like a rotten lad. 

What for my punishment, others may inquire. 

I have you, my dear lady, upon my outstretched arm. 

We drink to drink, drink to be merry, to never say die. 

The Omnipotent Soliloquy: 

Two drunken lovers in a sweet embrace rustle and tumble, 

Like lions in the jungle, following Mother Nature's beat. 

To watch, one must appreciate this act of recreation, 

Of potential procreation, that which gives life. 

Punishment? No! This is only the beginning, to never say die. 

And the act is over, the lovers' dance is halted, 

And they stare each other in the eyes, 

And they wonder what makes the world go 'round. 

They wonder what makes the world spin. 

Acts like this, to never say die.