Captain Spectacular (Madame Terrific)

Captain Spectacular (Madame Terrific)                              March 12, 2006

I can't keep singing that lonely tune,

And it's all because I love you.

If I can't have you,

How depressing is that?

Life just ain't worth killing

If there's no room for you.

When I saw you, my life changed,

And suddenly, I was filled with hope,

Yet, I see all those scoundrels around,

And that enrages me oh-so much.

They look at you with X-ray vision

And with lascivious thoughts

Bleeding in through their eyes,

And I knew right then it was crucial

For me to rescue you.

Baby, don't worry about a thing,

For Captain Spectacular is here to save the day.

Your hero is a knight in shining armor,

And a gentleman above all else.

Let me roll out the red carpet for you,

For that's what you deserve,

So just go on in and get that award tonight,

For you have nothing at all to fear.

Ah!  But I'm being tackled

By a bunch of buffoons in yellow.

They're dragging me away

To a place called incarceration.

How I'm going to save you now

Is really anybody's guess.

I guess I'll have to listen to the airwaves

To hear of you again, Madame Terrific,

Oh, sweet Madame Terrific.