It's that Bad

It's that Bad                           June 14, 2009

I've got this damn disease 
That's worse than a sneeze, 
It's more like the clap 
In that it has a bad wrap. 
You don't want no dose of what I've had; 
It's that bad. So sad. 

Ride a mile in my shoes, 
See how my lifestyle glues 
Me together 
With women of ill-repute like a feather. 
Take a walk in my stride, 
And see there's nowhere to hide. 
It's a wonder I haven't died. 

And it's that bad, friends, 
A miracle I'm still alive. 
It's a wonder, friends, 
I haven't taken a board dive 
To a watery grave. 
I tell you this, it's that bad, 
Bad indeed. 

I get the reputation of being a bad boy. 
I get the look so much because I'm a strumpeter's toy, 
But let me tell you a thing I know, 
Aside from all things ho... 
It's that bad, I gotta stop, 
And yet, I keep on pop....