Where the Hell is King Frog?
O' where the hell is King Frog?
O' Lord! Please do tell, pray tell.
I can't find him in any swamp or bog,
And I've searched everywhere so well.
Some people point me northward -
Some people point me southward -
And except for my occasional brush with a dog,
I never seem to find anyone, let alone King Frog.
He must live in a strange pond -
In some mystical, imaginary pond -
And, as is probably the case with King Frog,
It's cloaked in some pretty thick, imaginary fog.
They tell me to drive down to Adel,
A town south in Georgia - OH WELL! -
I guess I'll make the drive and drift like a log
In order to find His Majesty, the "ubiquitous" King Frog!
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